...and as part of the tradition, the bride will walk up and down the tables, thrashing the wedding guests with her crook...oh and you can pick up your 'free gerbil' at reception....old-school bottles of milk are 'optional' etc etc see previous post...and yes, dear reader - i can remember, now - what this is all about....in short, 'little lisa'...lisa forster getting married again...oh and her son had been rather worried about the whole thing and rightly so...seeing as petrol nell had been behind the whole 'arrangement' as 'wedding planner'...see previous notes upon weddings-u-don't-like in terms of helen browne's 'bride's fancies' zygote slavery programming session etc etc...i.e. weddings that you 'knew' were a bad idea, in the first place but you went along, nevertheless....and so anyway, did you invite mcdonald, lisa?...omg - i remember now, you ended up in a cage, mcdonald....go figure.