...it's a rather grey day, in clacton - this wednesday morning...."come armageddon come armageddon come" - morrisey was to sing over sainsbury's tannoy...."every day is like sunday...every day is silent and grey"...now i've heard that tape selection played before, in that supermarket....and this morning, i was to wonder just how many times, the employees-on-the-floor could possibly bear to listen to it, during a working day (sometimes 12 hours a day, according to one employee) before they go quietly 'nuts' - either that or start wrecking the aisles, godzilla-style....so what do they do, then - to alleviate the stress/boredom etc that sometimes, sets in?...."put on elvis masks" replies MI5 ONLINE....well, humour is always a good way to defuse, so many things - isn't it?

what else?...well, i was to check out the newspaper stands...to see a certain hazy photography upon the frontcover of THE SUN....somewhere in manchester, was it?....anyway, apparently the police want information upon who-the-couple-was...who had had sex in the back of a fire-engine....a sex-tape that then appeared upon the internet....hmmm - well, of course you know only too well - where my first 'point of inquiry'...my first 'port of call' would be - don't you, dear reader?...see previous notes....go figure.

what else? photos from today...only 'two'...and what can i say?....but that everything stays the same....no changes around belle court, eh?....no sprinklers in the building...cars blocking belle court drive.....and who could even reasonably suggest, that a fire engine could get through that narrow gap - without bashing at at least one parked car 'hard'?....and so one has to ask - what would that SIS crew do in the eventuality of a real emergency?

.... "back down until they had found the owner of the vehicle - to then tell them to move it" replies MI5 ONLINE...you mean - that they would go on a trawl, in order to find 'whoever' was the owner of that car?...whilst adults and children 'burned alive in the building'...instead of getting a tow-bar and rope etc etc?....."artificial intelligence at its best"...oh puh-lease don't remind me of the 'kate woods' of this world....because it is all truly terrifying....anyway, let me guess - just how many people have been in what appeared to be 'fatal' road accidents and/or horse-riding accidents, to then end up in hospital for so many months etc etc....to then be fitted with that 'block of wood' type of pinplug?...."plug and play slaves"...too many, for my liking...that is all i can say.

what else?.......trolleys blocking access to the back of the building - along with the back of travelodge etc etc....everything remains the same..."every day is silent and grey"....go figure.

what else?....MY3 has often had the following 'fisher investments' advert up...and today, it was to particularly annoy me, for some reason...rather like that morrissey song....in sainsbury's....

...and so i then decided to analyse it....along the following lines:

so the ad boys have decided to target those who want to be/look like george clooney....

....you're george clooney....sat upon what looks like a star trek set....i.e. a linoleum white floor...whilst you stare somewhat 'mindlessly' at a backdrop of something that doesn't look entirely promising....an unconvincing sunset or sunrise....one assumes that it is a sunset because the ad is obviously targetting the elderly....who have taken leave of their senses and might actually invest in 'fisher investments'.

oh and what is that, beside you?...not much of a 'companion' in your old age, is it?...what is it, anyway?....a surfing board...made to look like an elongated banana split or hamburger?...who knows...anyway, it doesn't look 'appetising' or attractive, in any sense of the word - does it?

...there you are, alone...under the circle of a white-light spotlight...upon a white linoleum floor...looking at the projection, upon the screen in front of you - of a bit of golden sand and the sunset, in the distance...and so i ask you - is that a 'recommendation' for 'fisher investments'? "what you see is what you get" replies MI5 ONLINE...."a con trick".