Tuesday 27 June 2017

....band of jokers?....oh I remember now...."half-wits" replies MI5 ONLINE....go figure:

 
and a certain 'attack of the birds', apparently....what type though, eh? "eagles will see them off"...
 
anyway, I take it that the image below is a spoof MI6 recruitment ad?
 
 
 
 
...and so what do you want to do?
 
'protect this country' or.....'get onto the fastrack'....and don't worry....it's an easy decision to make, even blindfolded....just choose 'left' or 'right'....whilst standing on your head....
 
 
the real james bonds....how very 'telling', eh?
 
 
"is that for real?" inquired McDonald online....referring to the quiz below...apparently so....is that a rhetorical question?...anyway, I just found it whilst having a look for 'MI6 advert'  upon a google search....go figure:
 
 
 

 
 
 
anyway, if they turn up at your frontdoor....pretending to be firemen/police officers....you have to  be rather careful, don't you? For example, I was to hear my neighbour telling 'whoeveritwas' exactly what they wanted to hear....'stay put until you tell us what to do'....how clever...because that then shutdown 'whoeveritwas' immediately....
 
...you see even though 'whoeveritis' looks adult and is wearing a uniform....you are essentially dealing with a retarded kid who cannot take 'complicated' answers...a bit like taxing a down's syndrome kid (or somebody like ingabot) with something a bit more complex - than what they have been programmed to elicit from their target...and so if you do not give them what they are expecting as an answer, to then give them something a bit more 'taxing'....they start to get annoyed, if you do...and they might even get violent....go figure.
 

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