...anyway, shall I throw caution to the winds and buy one of these hat pins? I do need one...I have three hats...all of which blow away in the wind, upon the seafront...how annoying....that black felt hat for the winter...and those straw hats for the summer...

you see I do not want to tempt the ill - to carve out part of my brain and then insert a 5 pinplug....you see how it goes?