JEREMY PAXMAN and his book EMPIRE....MI5 toby had wanted me to use a few 'cues' in two of the chapters, to explain a few things...or simply 'read the notes upon the timer system'...and put it all up on my blog...

so here goes:

chapter 7 and chapter 13....an added chapter - a revision of the earlier work? oh i see - 'it has been a long time in the writing' and i must have been shown early drafts and from way back, i might add...in fact, as far as i can remember toby had added me to the 'writer's block network' for when the author gets stuck...i.e. when he/she can't finish the sentence and/or paragraph and 'go with the flow' again for example toby was to contact me at one point and say "paxman can't get past this - he's almost tearing his hair out...." for me then to think up something that was so unlikely to be accepted (because i couldn't be bothered, at that point in time) - but in the eventuality he did accept it - oddly enough ('the last straw' etc? not exactly the right metaphor but you know what i mean, toby in relation to unpaid british F.O. slave networks)- because it summarised everything, in a 'sound bite'..something around 'capital letters' for a phrase describing the british colonial way of thinking e.g. "We Know What's Best" or something like that (a 'soundbite' you might say... "who is tearing whose trousers?" replies BI ONLINE)....so no, paxman wasn't like J K ROWLING or EMMA FORREST...just somebody who needed a bit of unpaid editorial help, now and again, eh? and who are his editors/editorial team - who took all of the credit for that work, then?

....tearing whose trousers? what do you mean?

"trow sirs" a taschmann slave.

"the UNDERPANTS and the UNDERPINNING of the operation" replies MI5 ONLINE....jeremy paxman - are you sure?

....the 'trow' and the 'troth'....to plight your troth, eh? and we are back to the courtly love situation and the 'not so courtly' as in the eldest taschmann and his sidekick "oh jesus...what the...?"

"he's the man"

oh i remember now...programmed by the HOLLIDAY family to be PAXO-MAN....the man who 'stuffed' the chickens....resident in that high holborn building...the HH as i was to call them...those like armstrong & miller, mitchell & webb to name but a few...mark r's microchipped 'pen-is' men....

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anyway, let us begin with CHAPTER 7 and reading off from my scant notes...let me see...wait a minute - we'd better start with an overview instead...MI5 toby had wanted to protect a man called MAJOR HYAM....'the spotted' (see the last line of acknowledgements in paxman's book)....this is code for a certain british military paedophile, popping his head around 'little colin's bedroom' door, whilst he had the measles...to see me there, also...two little children in bed, with the measles "in quarantine" he laughed and then closed the door....and yes we were both in little colin's bedroom, at the time - in marion's greenwich house...our faces covered in spots, dressed our pyjamas - i can remember that it was very cold outside, a small fall of snow - and we were really quite ill (my mother had agreed to it all - because marion had said that colin was 'impossible' when sick and left on his own)....anyway, little colin was then to tell me that hyam was one of the octopuses...."he's one of those...an octopus"....see CHAPTER 7 and a mention of SIR DAVID OCHTERLONY and the OUDH....P173 ochterony was apparently the 'EAST INDIA COMPANY RESIDENT'.....according to paxman - whatever that means...

anyway...if you read the short chapter on P132 you will 'get' what this is all about....

let me summarise in notes - what the 'conflations' are:

P143 and a mention of the 'thunderbox' - presumably, it was an outside toilet.

see previous notes upon roz and tomlinson putting a tin can in my parents' microwave at number 8 THE MALTINGS and calling in the 'thunder box'...."thunder and lightning"....

microwave conflated with toilet

see previous notes upon SAS SCOTTIE conflating 'toilet factory' (idi amin biographical film) with 'brainwashing factory'...

anyway, at school - public or comprehensive, within the UK....the quickest way to get another child 'under control' is 'head down the toilet and flush' - a primitive torture and form of brainwashing, in the modern world.

see previous notes upon the MI5 russian course in 1980...and being put into a filthy 'concrete oven' of an underground room, by the MOD....and told to stay there, for the duration...

....and before being released.....upon inspection - i was to find out that even the spiders and other insects in that filthy 'coffin' of a room, were dead - not a good omen, see previous notes....we were then hit by invisible micro-wave rays, in the dark....not that we even knew what was being done to us, at the time....just 'experimental guineapigs' of the MKULTRA british monarchy system, you see....

microwave conflated with toilet/thunderbox...not many people would 'get it' but it is possible if you look at the whole conflation-at-work....because it is all about brainwashing, isn't it?

add to the above....the CIA 'thunderstorm' upon that indian illustration upon a SAINSBURYS recycled bag....see previous notes upon mcdonald saying "we're going to rain upon your parade"....

the OUDH and his elephants....along with the EAST INDIA COMPANY and 'mr octopus'.....do you see how it all fits?

...and there is 'more' to this conflation....remember the WIZARD OF OZ and his 'special effects box'...'weather control' and the 'thunderbox'?

you've got the whole lot in there, haven't you, really? that is the overview - in relation to that particular conflation which those in 'intelligence' had used as their 'understanding' to then build upon....

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...what else? let us go back to the beginning...chapter 7 and the 'nautch'....hyam was to admit that he had programmed very young girls....white, british girls as 'nautch'....'holy prostitutes'....

and then the next term mentioned, is 'bibi' as in 'mistress'....i can remember nicholas campestre calling me that in 1994 and telling me that it wasn't 'bad' in terms of "you'll have a better life than the wives...independence of spirit and mind...." - he referred me to that milan kundera novel - which i have always hated, i might add....the bowler hat and the mirror etc etc....

the wives....the memsahibs and the mistresses, eh?

well i appear to have been programmed as a 'bibi'....in relation to being 'lightning conductors' P138.....see previous notes upon 'gilbert and his best friend' taking caroline and i, down to that dartington recording studio...to give us wands....and get us to perform on stage...producing notes from laser rays...

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what else?

'SHE' as in 'ayesha'....well rimington and petrol nell were both to go by the name of 'ayesh' or something around that pronunciation....as wives of tomlinson.....having been hit by the 'lightning strike' eh? see previous notes upon how all of the templars were to be braindamaged in 'that way' and sometimes for life....a few women were to offer themselves up - petrol nell was one of them..."for satan" etc etc....but i am not sure if rimington had wanted to do it at all....she was weeping at the time, as she was led away....as far as i can recall....

...was it caroline with the 'lightning strike' throw-a-bolt lever in the electronics 'special effects box'? i would hope not...only she can tell us, what had really happened 'during those dark and dangerous years'.....

other books are also referenced and the author rider-haggard...oddly enough the great-great grandson (i am not sure how many 'greats' and cannot be bothered to work it out but anyway)....two brothers, in point of fact...were at all saints...a couple of years above me...two rider-haggards...the local parents were impressed - having found out that the two young boys were direct descendents...and i wonder what that might have led to? all i can remember so far is refusing pointblank to play "SHE" in a re-enactment...whereupon gill unwisely took my place...to then have his brains blasted out 'on the spot' by a lightning strike...

oh 'on the spot' and 'lightning strike'...i might as well mention it here....MI5 toby had told me that major hyam was not to be mentioned because he had been very helpful with enquiries....i was then given another name - found within chapter 7 (or was it 13? the only ones that i have read so far)....'wolseley' (p134 'garnet wolseley' reference)....well being given a false lead is just 'not good enough'...whatever the wolseley family might have done or not done...it was hyam that needed to be mentioned...and besides, he is probably dead by now...oh i see - he already is...marr's gang were to deal with him...okay toby...i now 'get' the whole scenario...somebody, was it the eldest taschmann?... had warned you off mentioning hyam for undercover reasons. I might add that marr's gang had already cut hyam's penis off in 'revenge'....and as a result he was wearing a colostomy bag, during interviews with toby...additoinally, i might add - they had used that 'scout' trick, in order to tie him down...which is mentioned in one of those two chapters...two slip knots for the little fingers and so on...so they were probably in boy child alters, at the time?

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what else?...OCHTERLONY and the OUDH....toddy had told everybody that he played the OUDH....he was to tell me that i was an OUDH....see previous notes upon that stringed instrument.... 'a sort of mandolin' in concert....on youtube.

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the OUDH and the RED FORT and the 13 ELEPHANTS ridden by the oudh's 13 wives....got to be a 13th one ill cult game reference here - but what?

see previous notes upon MCDONALD and his sainsburys' bag illustration "we're going to rain upon your parade"....and in the elephants going berserk....

marr had been programmed as 'one of the elephants' for example..."flying elephant programmers" replies MI5 ONLINE.

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....do you see what i am getting at here? maybe you don't because i haven't been clear enough...what i am saying is this....PAXMAN's novel was a 'long time in the writing of it' and many people were to 'help it through'....unpaid slave networks for example - belonging to the F.O......but that doesn't devalue the work, itself...only the author's claim to be the author of the entire work...

"and his illegal 'acknowledgment' and admiration of those who hadn't done a stroke of work - but had creamed off the benefits" replies BI ONLILNE. You might add to that his knowing 'use' of such slave networks - to research and contribute to the book...as an 'illegality'. "did he have CROWN authority to do so?"....the likelyhood is 'yes', isn't it? the next question is - what were the royals up to....? they had obviously wanted to know the history of the british empire 'written afresh' as it were - and from a somewhat sympathetic but also an analytic 'listening ear' - and they had chosen JEREMY PAXMAN as their 'author' to do it....something like that? well that cannot be 'all bad' can it? "yes it can" replies BI ONLINE for reasons that i am not 'sure about' as yet - but then i have only read two chapters of it.

the PAXO-man....i can remember my father, ringing me up....manningtree circa 2005...and giving me what sounded like a pseudo-catholic blessing, before he put down the phone....i began to 'talk back'...."dad, dad, are you still there? what do you mean by that?"....there was an ominous silence for a short while....and then i was to hear the 'hang-up' signal.....anyway, what had worried me so much, about it all?

my father had ended our phonecall by saying "PAX DOMINI"....what on earth, was he talking about? he wasn't religious in the slightest and had never spoken one word of latin, to me - and from early childhood, as far as i could remember....

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let us get onto the 'next bit' now....P129......and an impressive FOOTNOTE about BRITISH COLONIAL MOUSTACHES....see previous notes upon colin farrell directing as much 'attention to himself' as possible.....by the moustache that he worn, to the golden globes....

p129 and a footnote that combines MOUSTACHES with CIRCUMCISION.....what did paxman know - but knew only put into a footnote? anyway, having some idea of 'how academe works' whilst at warwick 1996-7- see previous notes...nazi scholars like collie - tend to pick you up on everything - they go through it all with a toothcomb (they read your footnotes with a magnifying glass).....and so even though, you had hoped that you would 'get away with it' at the time....you never do, do you? as nazi collie was to tell me - they had even measured what 'those like myself' were writing in terms of spelling mistakes because "everybody makes at least one"....and "they are so interesting and tell so much about a character"....anyway, upon presenting my dissertation - i was to challenge her to find one spelling mistake...because there wasn't one....i had put that dissertation, through my own personal 'toothcomb' for that one.

moustaches and circumcision...what else? ..... circumcision can be either jooish or muslim (i have no idea about other religions that might practise it - some christian sects perhaps?)....and it is rather like 'female genital mutilation' ....the victims are generally traumatised out of their minds by having for example, - the girls in particular, by having most of the sex organ removed (the vulva etc so that the woman in question, will have little or definitely lessened sexual pleasure - rather like the removal of the foreskin - see previous notes upon that one)....oh and all hair waxed off, gwyneth paltrow-style...to make them look pre-pubertal - like those models in PLAYBOY etc...a paedophile's dream, eh?

see previous notes gill, farrell and mcdonald at H house and that 'demonic rabbi circumcision video'...

...and upon the above note...i can remember germaine greer banging her drum about how you cannot judge 'other cultures' which practise the above...female genital mutilation....although i was to hear on RADIO 4 saturday morning...when the subject was broached again...the journalist was to say that UK law was now acting against such a terrible practice....which brings me on to my next point...'cultures' and 'cultural studies'...instead of going down the conceptual route and talking about 'notions of culture' in a theoretical way...well, wouldn't it be more 'intelligent' to research what the ill cult have been up to in relation to 'cultures'?

for example...what about the 'culture' which is SLIME MOULD? that 'jerusalem yellow' slime mould...which the HOLLIDAY family had used to represent their norwegian brand of MKULTRA culture....

'food' is very a very important aspect within the study of different cultures....and if one takes a micro-biological angle upon it all - as the elite of the ill cult have already done....one has to say that a culture is far more complex than a simple 'binary'...i.e. what does it like and what does it not like? it is more like a biological organism which will ingest things and reject others....rather like a military ship crew 'on leave' at a port...the captain might not want to taste the local cuisine but the sailors might do....and anything else on offer...do you see what i mean about a 'culture'? the crew have their 'military culture' which binds them together but once 'on leave' and also 'back home' and on civvy street...they will 'allow in' certain things and reject others....everybody is different...and so when looking at 'english culture' or 'scottish culture' or any other type of national culture etc etc...in order to be accurate - you need a better model...i am not proposing that...."micro-bio diversity" replies MI5 ONLINE is a good idea...only that the ill have been using it for some time, now...

and military intelligence will be looking at how to put a stop to certain 'cultures' along the following lines of ..."what does it thrive on? how do we stop the supply...and kill it?" you see the military tends to act 'upon the negative'...that is all part of its own culture...see previous notes.

...and in answer to 'cultural relativists' like nazi collie...yes, 'bright yellow slime mould' is part of Nature...but when Nature has become so unbalanced by the evil actions of unscrupulous human beings...well it is time to put a stop to the spread of 'bright yellow slime mould' and legislate against it as a 'culture' and/or 'cultural practice', isn't it?

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P137 and 'returned empties' referring to young british women going out to the colonies and returning without a husband....

i was reminded of the eldest taschmann in israel post-2000....in his jooish ashkenazim office...controlling the cocaine trade within the jooish ashkenazim quarter in jerusalem.....he was to decide to deprogram, at that point in time....to get himself off coke....but before he did so....he had to 'get himself off' the sexual practices of the jooish ashkenazim, let us say and because he no longer felt that he could 'do it' with his wife (a common affliction with the ashkenazim)....he was to read the jooish religious texts again...to re-interpret them...and realise that 'sex with a milk bottle' was possible...."just wank into a milk bottle" replies MI5 ONLINE....see previous notes.

woman - conflated with sperm receptacle - conflated with 'milk bottle'....the ill had programmed us all, as children, to see 'spilt milk' as exposures of the royal genome project in relation to 'human sperm' and the human organs trade - see previous notes....so one can say that he wasn't that mad, after all? "yes he was" replies BI ONLINE....but you can see where he'd got it from?

...i won't go into it, all here...but strict catholic education was somewhat the same as a jooish orthodox upbringing in certain families, wasn't it - for boys that is? the dictate - that masturbation was a 'bad thing'....and i wonder now...about that gay teacher, in the UK news recently....who had helped that 'nightmare' of a young pupil 'ian' of the STONE ROSES in relation to 'masturbation'....because the teacher in question, hadn't been known to abuse any of the boys, had he? i can remember the CIA LAB investigating the matter, closely...gill was to laugh at the young 'ian' on film...."a nasty piece of work".

'ian' had also been given a U exam classification....a bit like HELEN BROWNE but we'll leave that till later on...and a foot up the ill cult eh?

the teacher was just talking them through, how to deal with a normal bodily function...however i do not know all of the details of that particular 'case' as yet.....the CIA LAB were to find out that he had shown them a 'gay movie' but not one that involved gay sex....get my drift....where could he get his hands on a 'biology class video of a man masturbating" - what materials could he lay his hands on? - in order to instruct his class that it is healthier to do 'that' - than to get a young girl pregnant or to get AIDS by going up the back of your best mate, without protection....do you see what i mean?

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P144 'the sleeping dictionary'....sue barnes was to tell me that alistair barnes, her husband....had learnt polish by learning 'by rote' the entire polish dictionary....go figure:

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P146 of 'paxman's empire'...

....the brownies and the moloch/owl cult....DABYDEEN's crew at the handsworth centre, birmingham, UK - knew all about that one....and they were very glad to know that i hadn't joined the 'girl guides' in my youth.....that would have been the 'worst' apparently...

what else can i say about that one? except that 'when i was very young' i was to kick over the statue of the 'brown owl' within the brownie dance....to damage one wing and break off it's beak....because 'little colin' had been seated beside it, inside of the circle of dancing brownies....he had been 'giving me the eye' to annoy me...and also to make me laugh, in relation to making his eyebrows dance....anyway, the brownie leader came in to stop the 'uproar'....the 'bullygirl' brownie of the circle, was yelling at me....something like 'kill her on the spot'....the bullygirl in question, was sephardic.....anyway, the brownie pack leader was then say that it wasn't a problem and that she could fix the owl statue's beak back on with glue....she then went off to find some ....

let me see...gill claims that i have broken farrell's nose, three times within my life - but he was exaggerating, i'm sure...anyway, i can remember the 'last time'...and that was a relatively recent occurence....on the SOUTHBANK - up those stone steps (see previous notes)...i had gone off for a 'quiet chat' with farrell, around the corner....and out of sight, from the portillos who were waiting, a bit further away...anyway, once out of sight...gill had instructed me to hit him hard on the nose and say afterwards "and that's for gnawing my leg"...(i was to question gill upon that one - why not say it beforehand?...once i had hit his nose - he wouldn't be concentrating upon what i was saying....gill was to tell me that it was important that the pain was conflated with the 'reminder')...and so that is what i then did...to then walk away fast...the portillos asked me what was wrong with him - farrell or 'alfie' as he liked to be called at that point in time (he had done, as a child - the time of the above event however, was just after filming LONDON BOULEVARD)...he had his hands over his nose and was howling..."he has sinus problems" i retorted....well, i suppose it was a bit more than that...a profuse nosebleed...but i don't suppose that i had managed to damage any cartilage...

"it's a pity you didn't manage to break it then" replies MI5 ONLINE..."a bit like breaking the thighs..." - i see...there is something that i don't understand about this 'body parts' program as yet...but the MOLOCH OWL alter, obviously relates to the NOSE, doesn't it? rimington would know..she had ordered the 'breaking of the thighs' at green tower - see previous notes.

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...and upon the note of 'gill telling me what to do'....let me quickly revisit solihull again....gill telling me what to do in 'dougal' alter...and farrell as 'florence'...yes gill - i can remember that fiasco on dorchester road, solihull...which was to involve getting farrell back to his aunt's house, tripping out of his box...you had made him taste the drugs in the shed - to find out what they were and boy, did he go on a 'bad trip'...a wonder, we were to get him over the garden fence again...

anyway, the ukrainian mob involved in smuggling that deadly 'mescalin type of drug' - who were then to break a front window and try and get into his aunt's living room...the police were involved...gill was as 'cool' as usual...talking about 'narks' etc...a shootout then commenced 'behind the fence' and to cap it all - gill was given some sort of 'police award' afterwards - for busting such a terrible drugs gang....

oh and farrell's dad - 'richard harris' was involved - he then involved my father, who turned up at the aunt's house - and i was to accompany 'anthony colin' to hospital...whilst gill helped the police with their operation...

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...what else...300,000 'mixed race' children in india, are mentioned in chapter 7....now that is a number that is quoted again and again, nowadays but not in relation to the above...not in relation to india...but to 'british joos' resident in the UK...

i then realised what this was all about...see previous notes upon 'boeing aliyah'....the above 'mixed race' class in india...is described as a 'buffer class'...once the buffer is removed...all hell breaks loose....calcutta-time.

can you guess what i am thinking? the UK joos...whom, 'i am told'....tend to vote conservative and have jobs in 'finances', in the main....when they want to leave a country e.g. france/UK...to go and live in israel...one can guess that 'those below them' financially...have had enough...and that the upperclasses like the british royals, are no longer giving them enough protection to make them feel safe....

...and when this 'buffer class' leaves....doe the monarchy come down, i wonder? a bit like CALCUTTA....see chapter 13 for details.

additionally, what about the 'underlings' within the mossad..."not anymore" is the network reply...well i was going to come on to that one...it would make sense that they have stopped the financial siphoning off -stopped the 'money drain' to the former rulers of the mossad, based in khazakhstan, wouldn't it? which would make the european joos feel safe enough to want to live in israel - to make 'aliyah'...enough 'money', you see...."i don't suppose that many of them wanted to live in Astane" replies MI5 ONLINE.

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back to 'paxman's empire' again:

...what else?

that 200 foot VICTORIA MONUMENT....a note upon the timer system to read it as the 'zoo monument' for some reason...."a wizard of oz" reference...pity there isn't a photo of it, in the book then...i might have a better idea....

next up p276 and 'tristan da cunah'....and 'population 263'...oh i remember now...toby and i, had found out about an 'aerial mast' there...which had a very strong longwave signal to israel...why?

US INTELLIGENCE was to have a look...to then track and trace 'dotted line' signals (bouncing signals? more difficult to pick up, at any rate) to russia and china....they were also to locate two receivers...one in the middle of the mediterranean sea and one 'like a ball' near to the toe of the boot of italy....

i was to remember the 'strong line' from 'tristan da cunah' to israel...amadeus and jade used to refer to it as 'the TUVALU line' for some reason....

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additionally i can remember the CIA LAB finding out what had really happened to those military men out in the colonies before they were sent back to the british isles....'blast your brains out time' with ECT...so that they wouldn't be able to 'talk about it'...you can guess the reasons why....

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p180 - DC and OC...

DC means 'dish cleaner' and OC means 'onion cutter'....

tendring district council....tendring DC....tendring 'dish cleaner'...do you see what i am getting at here? it is likely that the ill will have used the above, in some way....

next up - in chapter 7....you have various 'indian names for servant/slave roles'....i can remember little colin being programmed by hyam as the 'dhohi'...which he pronounced 'dobi' for some reason - oh i see, it is 'dhobi'...given the laundry to do...michael richardson's gang were all allocated servant/slave duties....

was gill programmed as the OC? the 'onion cutter'? it would figure...wouldn't it? layers of the onion time - see previous notes....

Anyway, what am i saying here, overall? it is something to do with the quotation which begins chapter 13:

"we look on past ages wth condescension, as a mere preparation for us....but what if we are a mere after-glow of them?"

J. G. Farrell, The Siege of Krishnapur, 1973

in relation to my object of inquiry - mkultra 'culture'....well 'major hyam' had been programming us children - as 'mind control slaves of the empire' in blackheath, in the 60s....and it is highly likely that paxo-man's book will be used as a mkultra reference book to 'do something similar' in the future....toby was to tell me to have a look at all of those verses/rhymes etc...presumably because that is the type of thing that the ill love to program with....

...and the overview? well the phoenicians and romans all certainly knew about mind control and used it upon the slaves of their empires...who had taught the british to do it? i wonder...because the british empire - as a judaeo-christian empire...well isn't it a bit odd that they were to revere the ancient greeks and romans...but not odd, if you think about 'empire', slavery and mind control, i suppose...

....post-colonial studies as well as cultural studies...have taught us that 'on the fringes' - every country has a very biologically diverse population of 'mixed races'....and one can see that it began 'at the dawn of time' in relation to the human race e.g. the vikings in japan...the chinese and japanese in norway, and very early on, i might add - within the history of human civilisation...

and yet the nazi cause rests upon the false idea of 'racial purity' conflated with nationalism....and my mind wanders back again...to 1980 and the MI imperial hotel...tomlinson and myself, singled out...told that our genes were too diverse i.e. 'birds of many feathers' and for that reason only, we would not be allowed to breed...not allowed to have our own children...go figure.

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...a 'funny' note to end this post upon...my mother was to tell me what grandfather clayton liked to eat...a week before his death...MR KIPLING cakes...apparently he was to try all of the different varieties....and had his 'favourites'....grandpa had been denied them by his sons...but my mother (working as a GP at the time) was to say that seeing as he was dying at that point - what did it matter if he didn't eat a 100% healthy diet? she was to limit him to two MR KIPLING cakes a day...

oh i remember what this is all about now....rudyard kipling had been a 'top magician' let us say....in relation to mind control....i have no further information than that....

...so what was it about 'mr kipling cakes' toby? i can remember rimington telling me to eat a pack of 6 BAKEWALL TARTS - as a child...i was promptly sick afterwards..."told you" she laughed....

MI5 toby could remember 'something' about what those tarts were to signal...something around the white icing and the CHERRY on top?

anyway, i was then reminded of the FAST SHOW and that aristocrat with his irish gamekeeper who will hardly say a word....a sketch in which ted has been caught out in a rainstorm...thunder and lightning....however, once safely back inside...and in front of the fire...he laughs "mr kipling does make exceedingly good cakes" and they both fall about laughing - a bit like a laughing gas attack...

go figure...rudyard kipling....'exceedingly good cakes'....and a lightning strike...