Friday, 26 April 2013

OTHER NOTES:

on top of that and i don't know if this fits anywhere at all....but gill and his mates were to get hold of the 'senior teacher' at shane school of english circa 1998....he had been the one who had warned me about christine nuttall "some people don't get on with her - my sister didn't - that's all i'm saying"...(his sister had fallen foul of her and nearly died....apparently still disabled at that point in time - but he didn't tell me that - not one word).....gill wanted to know all about nuttall before i went for the interview.....i was then 'met' at cambridge railway station and told 'you know what to do'....by a man who looked rather like daldry but a bit shorter.....

what was 'senior teacher' all about? he had found out about nuttall and arranged a 'deal'...he would keep quiet if he could marry the woman that he had been twinned with....shades of 'henry and martine' then...and the deal was struck, almost unbelievably - because the ill never usually back down....

OTHER NOTES:

'custard creams'

at that CUP lunch in the canteen....nuttall had lasciviously breathed into 'lisbon BC employee's ear'...."ooh look at that jug of double cream...." a white jug of double cream stood by the puddings section....nuttall appeared to be going orgasmic as she oggled it....the temptation was almost too hard to bear, for some reason....she was as thin as a pin...almost anorexic in her dog-toothed suit....."oooh i look at it everyday and i WANT SOME but i don't dare....i just don't dare...."

why 'custard creams'? i was thinking about 'roobarb and custard'....custard being a representation of scarlett.....'mr cream' was AMADEUS....custard and cream....which one would you choose? i chose bread and butter pudding with custard....wondering what was up with nuttall....

anyway, having thought about the above...i then flashbacked to asking gill to make an EIFFEL TOWER out of CUSTARD CREAMS....he replied that the whole point of the exercise was that you couldn't stick the biscuits together....therefore an eiffel tower out of custard creams was an inpossibility....

and after having thought about the above...i remembered getting back to shane school of english, oxford to be greeted by the 'senior teacher'...who was to tell me:

"i didn't expect to see you again - i thought you'd be off with the fairies"

i was in no mood for jokes and asked him if he wanted to know what had happened 'at interview'...he didn't.....he was on anti-depressants and as high as a kite.....he breezed out of the staffroom as quickly as he could 'got a lesson to teach' - he didn't have a lesson to teach but he didn't want to stay and 'chat' either....


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