....and what's new this Saturday, then?...well, let me backtrack first...to yesterday evening...before I went to sleep...I browsed through a free EXODUS holiday brochure that I had picked up in Sainsbury's, that morning...the brochure was exquisite....tempting you to fly off to faraway places....with the 'new-age' promise of giving you the real 'native' experience....being an ecologically-correct company etc etc....hmmm...began to remind me of MI6 john and co...particularly when I got to the smallprint, at the back of the brochure...all about waterbottles....you had to bring your own reusable one....no plastic throwaway bottles allowed....see previous notes upon MI6 john and his 'trauma-in-the-African-desert' regarding the programming in of 'save water' to an absurd degree....

anyway, that had been Friday evening...come Saturday morning, in Sainsbury's...I was to meet a man who described himself to the till assistant, with a laugh as "I am a card!"...who had been on one of those exodus holidays...the INCA one...see previous notes upon manningham-buller etc etc....oh and Sylvia wood, from the prague Rothschild team had also been on it..."you're not very organised - are you?"....and so what had happened?...well, as it turned out - you were only allowed one litre of water a day....Sylvia had saved hers, up...during that long mountain trek to a lodge...she then developed a fever....kidney infection...a helicopter then had to rescue her....go figure.

...what a nightmare....you see, the prague Rothschild had programmed in 'something like that'...for each and every holiday...put simply, he had taken everybody's 'fuck-up' and created a holiday around it...and guess what?...my name had been on the list....and yes, having read about the Chinese 'go native' holiday experience...apparently Joanna Lumley had voted for it, in the media - according to the brochure....where you get a chance to learn a bit of Chinese cooking...which had included a pork dish....and let me see...a south-china location?....see previous notes upon going to Israel...on the pretext of converting....'no pork' remember?...to then meet up with Sharon and begin mcdonald's military operation....and well, the middle-east as a whole...tends to shun pork....the old testament had 'words of wisdom' upon that particular point...regarding pork in hot climates...Bedouin tribes keep sheep/goats for a reason and not pigs, don't they?...but the Chinese are a different culture aren't they?...and so 'go native' and get TRICHINOSIS...something like that?...along with some dreadful 'killing joke' around all of the other holidays....regarding how far do you want to go, PC world - in relation to 'live the real experience'....go-native-and-die-like-a-native in the famine/drought/mosquito swamp etc etc....go figure.