...and so, coming full circle - now...from the macro to the micro...how shall I 'manage' ian watts and his mate, tomorrow morning - then?...when they turn up with that large piece of chipboard from THE LAUGHING SEAGULL?...hmmm...let me think...perhaps I should tell them that I have an allergy to chipboard and that it would send me into anaphylactic shock?....that would stop them, wouldn't it?...ha ha ha....health and safety concerns etc etc....let's have a look on google...to see if anybody has developed an allergy to it...must be somebody....so many people develop allergies to all sorts of things, nowadays....go figure:
got it:
hmmm...let me think...the window that needs replacing is over the largest radiator in my flat...which would make it doubly dangerous....if I were to turn the radiator on...to then be hit by even more 'formaldyhyde gas' from the chipboard....worsening my allergy to the point where I keel over from anaphylactic shock etc etc....and so ian watts and his mate had better come back another time...once they have found a replacement window and have enough time to fit it within a morning...as CHP had promised, in the first place....go figure.
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