http://icanhas.cheezburger.com/lolcats

and the above was put together by 'royal services' to reference phelp's mother....with a 'smetanka' connection for some reason - put in by portillo, on the timer system:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smetanka

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei_Grigoryevich_Orlov

....and what about the ORLOV family and that 'order of st george' connection?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_St._George

one of the men in that interior was to dangle that medal in front of colin's face (as a youngster)..."do you know what this is?"