....and where is alex going with 'this one', dazzlenation?...."cigarette burns" replies BI online...poor old 'miri'....see previous posts....go figure:

Alex Clark on Twitter: "Hmm. This makes me think of “Burns and the Bankers”, a short story by Helen Simpson [In Hey Yeah Right Get a Life, if you’re interested]" / Twitter

Burns And The Bankers press clippings - British Comedy Guide

and what else?...well, i'm not even going to go there - dazzlenation....go figure: