...first up, I was to buy the latest edition of 'private eye' this morning....to read the frontcover, whilst opening two letters that I was to receive, today...LOL...neither were from 'boris':

 

I then had a look at the following photo...to note that the woman nearest to the big screen....appeared to have her own reflection upon her laptop screen, rather than that of boris...a trick of the light?...or just a badly staged photo...who knows?

anyway, I was to receive two letters, today - one from CHP/aaron services and the other from NPOWER...odd, that - because the last time that they had contacted me...they had said that they now come under the aegis of EON.

and what else?...well, the CHP/aaron services letter was all about the annual gas inspection (15th may, last year)....see previous notes upon what lee Jackson 'n' tony mcdevitt had got up to - after their 'annual gas inspection' employee had really mucked up the boiler, in my flat - to the point where it was actively dangerous...CHP plumber 'mr church' then arrived to slap a notice upon it, to that effect and told me to sign a 'waiver' - so that CHP would not be liable if etc etc...until he had come back to fix it - so many things wrong with it etc etc....and so naturally, I am a little 'dubious' about the next so-called 'annual gas inspection' dear reader...surely you can imagine 'why'.

and so I was to inspect the letter carefully....the date upon it was the 1st of april...and yet, oddly enough - it had been sent 2nd class and upon the 31st of march...do you see how it goes?

additionally....LOL...and this is where it gets really silly...somebody at CHP must have been a bit stressed out...because they had made the following mistake within their brochure....go figure:

anyway, I have emailed CHP/aaron services ltd back...to ask them if they can do a morning appointment...as it goes, eh?