...and what was to happen this tuesday morning?...well, firstly i was to remember a certain 'nigella incident' at H house, in totnes....in short, nigella had made a stew - with the added ingredient of 'chocolate' to make it 'richer'....see previous notes upon her turning up, at H house, in order to teach them how to eat 'healthily' etc etc....but this time around - the food.... as in that 'stew'...wasn't so 'healthy', let us say - was it?
...downright poisonous, in point of fact....not that nigella had intentionally poisoned her 'stew'...far from it...she had simply popped into the art department 'admin' building, up at dartington college...to note 'all of those boxes'...boxes filled with chocolate...'special chocolate'....and pinched a few bars/slabs....'earning it by being evil' you understand...'light-fingered' etc etc....see previous notes upon 'little colin' and that 'sin-counter-robot' in his pocket - in the playground....go figure.
now, cast your mind back...to sheila clayton's artwork...which had involved sculpting in lead-poisoned chocolate....
in brief, sheila had had a 'special order' of lead-poisoned chocolate bars 'in boxes'....left in the foyer of the groundfloor of that admin block called 'the granary'....to be used for her forthcoming exhibition...in plymouth, as far as i can remember.
how clever, come to think of it...rather like 'ill cult drugs' left 'in boxes'....the foyer/hallway/corridor of a targetted victim's residence....see previous notes....go figure.
anyway, everybody - up at college...or 'in the art department' at any rate...knew of sheila's forthcoming art exhibition...and all that it entailed...and so naturally, nobody bothered to touch the stuff...in those boxes.
...apart from nigella....who, having discovered that it was 'just chocolate'....then filched...."quite a bit of it" replies BI ONLINE....and the stew?
...well, to cut a long story short...i can remember 'going round' to H house, to find out that they all had a 'delicious' nigella-cooked stew, to eat...with the added ingredient of 'chocolate'...that friday evening...i immediately told gill that he was NOT allowed to eat it, upon account of his diabetes....and went off down the chippie with less than a fiver in my pocket (all i had left, that week) to buy him something else to eat, that night....i can remember asking the chippie what i could buy - for just under £4...to then buy a pasty with chips - i returned to H house...gill was happy...he didn't much like 'fancy food' anyway...but the rest of them...were to make 'such a big deal' about having just eaten the best meal of their lives...until some of them started being sick, that is...and the upshot of it all?....they were all to end up in hospital, that night...oh and nigella was distraught about the whole affair...naturally so...because she had had no idea etc etc....go figure.
...and what else?...well, back to today....tuesday morning, in clacton....i was to go into M&S, hoping to choose a christmas gift, to send to my parents....i had figured that the father-christmas-down-the-chimney-cake might be possible....but it wasn't....not in the right catalogue, apparently....i was then shown the 'right' catalogue - for stuff that M&S could deliver....the one with all of those hampers....go figure.
i then saw that 'all-of-of-those-dark-chocolate-bars' in a sort of 'bookcase-package' number, again - see previous notes/post/image...along with colourful 'penguin book spines' 'housed in the same sort of box....and figured...that would please both of my parents...my father loves books and chocolate...my mother loves dark chocolate.
...unfortunately....the M&S member of staff (roz' old 'heroin' friend from brixton), on the 'helpdesk' was to find out that even though i was supposed to be able to send that item...it was 'not available' upon the M&S system....she then called over another member of staff, to help her....they were both to conclude that it had to be a 'system error' somewhere....and the second member of staff was to tell the first member of staff.....to check with the clothing department....to see if they had the same 'problem', affecting their system - regarding that M&S catalogue....even though the catalogue-in-question, didn't contain clothing as a 'christmas-gift-to-be-delivered' and so i would guess that the second assistant had been talking about my previous 'sending of gifts to my parents' via the clothing department....see previous notes upon sending my mother.....a dressing gown that she had loved...along with  'slippers'  for my father - which he had figured would be more appropriate for 'ed gyde' etc etc....oh and also nota bene...the fact that my 'account' had not been deleted from the M&S system - even though i had asked for it to be so - a few years back, now - remember that 'scare' in terms of M&S accounts leaked/hacked and in relation to 'whoever' etc etc....go figure.
...and what else?...after leaving M&S...my sixth sense was picking up on something 'not good'...maybe 'low air pressure'?.....i couldn't quite put my finger upon it....but anyway, people were 'slow' around me.....i then began to pick up on 'heroin trance' as i watched various passerbys....and so perhaps a new shipment had come in....undetected by 'customs and excise'...into clacton...and those targeted...as well as those actively 'in need to a painkiller'....were now 'asleep' and downloading' something 'not good'?....see previous notes upon 'all of that'....go figure.
....at any rate...there was a note upon the timer system and from MI5 toby...along the lines of "fairyland signal emitting from the seafront"....and so, even though - i had very much wanted a bit of 'sea air' down by the front...i then decided not to 'go that way', this morning...
...the briny air....i love the smell of salt, within the sea air...."the bri-knee" as mark r was to say...go figure.
anyway, having understood what MI5 toby's transmission was all about...i then realised that i had to keep safe.....that 'aural number'....go figure.
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....and what else?.....well, dazzlenation - you had picked up on 'blue-eyed-kitten-with-santa-hat-on-its-head' upon the front of SAINSBURY'S employee....DIANE.....now, why - had you done that, again?....go figure.