well, i was to check that R.A. calendar...to realise that i hadn't read the small print....at around about the time that i was to see the 'social workers' with their 'luggage' (another conference?)....begin to pile into the back of magnet house...a bank holiday in england? well, those 'magnet house' conferencers obviously didn't think so..."con-ferencers....conferengi" replies MI5 ONLINE....and the 'ferengi' being a reference to a certain rothschild? see previous notes upon that 'space station' ....in relation to the top of a very, very high towerblock which ended 'above the clouds' to then continue on, with a...."structurally supported"...'encased lift' that ascended into..."the blue".....etc etc.
anyway, i was then to have another look at the small print of that calendar...to read bank holiday - Eire...in ireland but not over here...go figure. How does one pronounce Eire? i have heard different pronunciations, over the years (along the lines of 'ayre' 'air' 'ire')....how does the BBC pronounce it, for example? i would assume that they tend to use the proper gaelic pronunciation but you never know....do you?
OTHER NOTES:
what else? well the marines were to forewarn me of the SAS running a little 'test'...in relation to that 'prague rothschild handbag'...."he used to swing it about a bit" without using the shoulder strap...according to the SAS...i wonder why he had decided to do that?....and the SAS had been concerned that certain slaves hadn't be triggered by that handbag, in public....because of the way that i would otherwise use it - i.e. with the shoulder-strap, safer that way, you understand....a bag can be easily snatched, if it is hand-held....
....anyway, apparently the prague rothschild used to carry that handbag by the handle and he also used to 'swing it about a bit'....and so the SAS had made sure that i would have to do 'the same'...by breaking one of the strap clasps.
anyway, the clasp 'came undone' in sainsbury's...the security guard and other staff, by the tills were to see what had happened....the security guard was to advise me along the following lines...to ring up amazon "i always do - it happens so often - i give them hell....they'll then offer you a refund or a new one - i do it for the missus, all the time" etc etc....he then turned away to chat to the female staff....as i thanked him and continued on, with my shopping.
....and upon returning home...i was to have a careful 're-think' of the entire situation...the handbag had represented gill...perhaps it was the same one, that the prague rothschild had used....with a broken link....
i then figured that the marines might know what 'that one' was all about..."the clasp is bust" that security man, had told me....it was a C shape.....rather than an O shape....(use O rather than C?...who knows.....) - there are other ways....and so many of them, let me tell you.....ha ha ha....'maths is maths' and i have left it behind me, now...i can hardly add up on my fingers, nowadays....ha ha ha...and i am NOT going to go anywhere near, maths again - in future....until i get my money back.....go figure.
anyway, i realised that the handbag strap could be re-attached, easily - without using that 'broken link'...that they used to do, so many years ago now...but they hadn't with that package....go figure.
....and without the 'bother' of contacting amazon, again - in order to get them to send me a new 'faultless' handbag....besides - amazon hadn't included a 'return label' in their packaging....
oh i remember now, gill...you had been programmed by mark r as the 'faultless'....can you remember what 'that one' was all about?
we tend to say 'error' nowadays, don't we? another americanisation....i suppose....and therefore we don't return goods with a 'fault'...we return them because they are...."do domu" replies MI5 ONLINE....well, a handbag isn't an electrical item but i 'get' your reference....to communist prague.
the fault and the fawlty towers...who knows what 'this one' is all about....and why do i not hear the word 'fault' nowadays...has it almost disappeared, in relation to 'usage' of the english language? "a faulty line"..."a faulty wire"....omg...i know what this is all about...norwegian intelligence....inga had programmed in 'the whole lot'...go figure..."the word 'fault' will disappear from common usage"...in relation to her ingabot then using it for 'various purposes'....see previous notes upon ingabot's real dad being 'you know who'....andrew sachs etc etc.
how interesting...people used to tend to say to each other "it is your FAULT!" and now they tend to say "it is your PROBLEM!"....go figure.
oh and i can remember now...gill laughing "what if somebody says 'it's your faulty problem' - i mean norwegian intelligence - what do you do then?"..and well, you stumped me with 'that one', gill - i can tell you.
you were then to add "it's not funny, either"...no, i can see that - now....and i wasn't laughing at the time....or even smiling. i was doing 'that expression' that the 'girlfriend-to-be-wife' in ZOOLANDER I and II, does...now and then....oh how funny....you know how 'MY3 ' along with 'blogger' doesn't work 'most of the time'...along with 'google maps' etc etc....and do you know why? most of them are 'robots' trying to 'ketchup/catchup' (behind those websites and their construction)...isn't that so sad....so pathetic?
anyway, donna was to show me a few more coins from her collection...the first one was apparently a real roman silver coin....go figure:
"how do you do it - without the 'C'? emet's marines were to ask me....go figure:
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