OTHER NOTES:

...and i can remember roz and tomlinson used to have an easy time on stage....tomlinson only had to 'walk on' and the judges/princes would start laughing....

gill and i used to adlib....i can remember walking on once and saying pompously...."i am of the ESTEEMED ORDER....of the royal marines"

i then couldn't think of what else to say to gill looking expectantly into my eyes so i then added:

"give us a kiss"

he then did...we went into a kiss on stage to catcalls of 'get off, get off'....'they always do this - any chance they get....'.....'is that gay-bashing'.....'well technically speaking it isn't - she's female'....


evans then began to bellow....he was present at the time....i turned around and yelled at him 'on a technicality that is OFF-SIDE...'

the judges were then to tell us that we had won, 'on a technicality'...which was to make evans bellow even more....you see how it went?