Tuesday, 28 May 2013

OTHER NOTES:

and another criminal was spotted on HAYES ROAD this morning....

the MR 'Y' because there is no 'why - what reason could there be? I don't like mondays'....

let me explain - this morning - SHIRLEY buzzed in the new CHP official - she was to appear on the stairs....to meet the new 'health and safety ranger' in belle court foyer in a black military-looking coat (peacoat?) and her red tartan pyjama bottoms....I was chatting to him - having not seen him around before....

her red tartan pyjama bottoms were 'really ringing bells' but I couldn't fathom out why....I love my pyjamas.....flat 3 mother often 'has a fag' outside of the block, wrapped in her dressing gown - in pyjamas and slippers.....

so what is the problem with wearing pyjamas in and around belle court....? no problem at all....

until I was coming back from the library this morning...down HAYES ROAD to spot MR 'Y'....

I had cycled by a dental practice - with lots of cars parked outside to hear somebody say:

"that's her, on the bike...."

I thought 'here we go again'....

I then mounted the pavement to walk around the corner, to the traffic island in front of magnet house....but upon getting onto the pavement....I saw a youngish man in front of me with two MORRISON recyclable bags stuffed full of shopping.....I 'knew' something was up....but what?

the TARTAN was ticking me off....and suddenly I realised....this was most probably the 'person who managed to get into belle court but shouldn't have done'....the one who had terrorised SHIRLEY....



to make matters even more bizarre....he had seen somebody whom he perceived to be a 'threat'.....I have no idea who....but in order to 'become invisible'....he had put his arms up like a Y after the senior citizen in the electronic buggy had passed.....

and that is when I was to flashback to how he had been programmed....as MR Y- BECAUSE THERE ARE NO 'Y's....

I don't like Mondays

OTHER NOTES:

and he 'knew' what I was up to....far enough away for him not to bother me....not with all of that shopping....he wouldn't have left it there 'unattended'.....as I raised my camera...he started to pull faces....and then turned around to do the Y....so I walked on a bit....then turned back quickly to take the above shots....unfortunately I didn't manage to get his 'Y' stance, upon the pavement.....two arms held up to heaven in a Y shape.....

I couldn't see who he was signalling to....but I don't suppose that matters....



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