Tuesday, 31 May 2016

OTHER NOTES:

last night I had an odd dream about a 'school'...quasi-collie had been in charge....and she was at her wits' end...the children were skipping lessons all over the place and nothing appeared to be able to stop them...until somebody suggested 'reverse psychology'...along the lines of - enable them to skip any lesson that they choose...all they would have to do would be to fill in a slip to say that they were skipping that lesson...to then go and sit in an empty classroom, dinner hall, or play games outside etc etc....and so after a lecture upon how important an education was but on the other hand - if a pupil didn't want it - then they didn't have to have it...classes regained their 100% attendance....apart from 'sickness notes'...go figure....

I have no idea how well the above would work in the real world...and seeing as quasi-collie had featured in my dream...well, it wasn't about the real world - was it? this was something to do with manipulating 'child alters' upon the other side of the mirror...go figure...

"and it goes hand in hand with PRIVATE EYE's..." replies MI5 ONLINE...yes, Cameron's 'free school'...go figure...
http://www.postofficeshop.co.uk/kraft-paper-and-film/postpak/brown-postage-paper-wrapping-roll/#readMoreContent

there's something not right here, gill...and this morning I am tracking and tracing where the harry potter money really went...and it is all about what that Italian author had described as the most corrupt place upon earth...THE CITY, LONDON...and something to do with what uncle bobby and uncle Michael along with ed gyde had been up to...with the proverbial 'brown paper' and their pornography business.....

FEEFO....FI FUM, gill?



do you see what I am getting at here? who would bother to leave feedback about brown paper....okay you can say that the post office made up all of that feedback...in the way that other sites are supposed to do...so that prospective customers will be reassured....but I am pretty certain that there is more to it than that....

who would bother to check that the brown paper is 'okay' and then go onto the site to leave feedback...or answer an email asking for feedback upon that FEEFO brownpaper....it's a bit like buying a box of matches...striking every one and then saying "yeah they all work"...go figure....I mean...y'know...who would bother?

oh I remember now...little colin telling me "right - so you'll remember now...?" in relation to the above....
.I didn't send that parcel/box of gifts, off by the royal mail, the other day...


well today.....there are now some STARRED services available....go figure....depending upon whether I send 2kg or 5kg...

TELSTAR gill, it is still bugging me....the whole 'clump'....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfwTByCyotA

and here we go, again...go figure:


PRIVATE EYE has a joke about Cameron's guard-dog...I wonder, now....Lynton Crosby?


looking glasses?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfwTByCyotA

and seeing both sides of the mirror....see previous notes upon 'network control of cctv'....and those who watch from the other side of the mirror....etc etc....

http://www.catchpenny.org/passages.html



anyway, somebody in comments...puts forward a theory...go figure...

"there's a hole in my bucket dear liza dear liza..." remember that one, gill?

this is all about how the skull of a baby is formed, isn't it?...the small hole at the top of the skull....

....and oddly enough...I might be ballooning this out a bit too much...but anyway, let me see....the leak in the ceiling of Sainsbury's...that they are going to have to 'plug'...go figure....

a pentagon 'chip' on top of the head....the shape of planet earth...all metaphorical...







what else? my youtube frontpage today...go figure:

this looks very silly indeed....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIlstoc0_44

 
what is in its head? you tell me....because all I can remember so far is that 'it's something about the dog'...go figure:
 
 
...and having got to the end of the video...a clue as to 'let your fingers do the walking'....the RH cabbage patch...

and the ingabot cabbage patch...something around 'telstar'?

got it...jenny was a US telstar operative.....

 
 
telstar...they are the really dangerous ones, aren't they? the ones that had terrorised Richard harris and his wife....even the holliday family had been frightened of that lot...
 
let me see...the whole 'white rat' thing....Malcolm (prague british council) had told me that he had owned one, as a child...and so had Jacqui jones at dartington....pet rats...go figure....
 
....what else, gill? something about the 'letters'?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hRQq5e7Wi0

oh and jenny didn't have a liverpudlian accent...I was picking up US ID...funnily enough...



oh and scarlett had programmed his cabbage patch i.e. those like RH with 'yellow pages'..."let your fingers do the walking"...this was something around everybody else doing the work for him...for those like RH...go figure...

a new 'alice' film? I wonder if there is a trailer on youtube....

the changing face of MY3 frontpage today...
OTHER NOTES:

what else was to come up today? well it was all about Richard harris' house in Blackheath, 60s....little colin had a pet white rat....he was to take it out and show it to us, in a bedroom at the top of the house - overlooking the garden....toddy had told me about it, beforehand...along the lines of "hold it tight - it's used to him but not you...you don't want to spend hours trying to catch it if it escapes"...and so after I had held it for a while...it began to get agitated...I supposed that it wanted to go back to little colin (who had left me holding it - he wouldn't take it back at first)...anyway, so I then held it a bit tighter and it squealed...."you're holding it too tight!" said little colin...he then let me give it back to him...and he put it back in its cage....somebody then called him, from downstairs and off he went....

gill was also present...."there's dark magic afoot here" he said (gill had some quaint old terms, as a child)....he then told me that we had to let the rat escape....he opened the cage...let it out...we then opened a window...it disappeared down the guttering....

later on we were to find out that Amadeus had been behind that microchipped rat....and that he had then programmed little colin with the 'guttering' and the 'guttersnipe'...his mother was present at the time...she was the one who had originally called martin a 'guttersnipe'...go figure...oh and Amadeus had told his mother "we'll keep an eye on him" after giving her that pet white rat...go figure.

oh and guess what? that initial email from CHP's MB repair/service centre - stating the time and day of that booking (03/06 10am-12am) - has now disappeared from my email box - not that I care - I have a record of it - and I have put a snip of it up upon my blog...do you see how 'dodgy' this has all become?

.....but firstly i'll just ask the name of the plumber - along the lines of:

Dear CHP,

Thank you for booking an appointment with a plumber - Friday 03/06 10am-12am.

Could I possibly know the name of the plumber beforehand?

kind regards

Emily gyde, flat 2, belle court ellis road, Clacton on sea, CO15 1FH

...anyway, I shall compose a 'note' to CHP and send them an email....'just in case'....

Dear CHP,

My mobile was called by this number today 01515591686 - a message was then left upon the ansaphone service - a woman claiming to be 'jenny', calling from 'chelmer housing' about a book survey - she then said that she would make contact later on. Could you verify whether or not this is a bona fide call - or a nuisance call?

kind regards

Emily gyde, flat 2, ellis road, Clacton on sea, CO15 1FH.


there...sent it off to both CHP email addresses....on verra....
OTHER NOTES:

another 'nuisance call' to my mobile....?

well the odd thing is that an ansaphone message was recorded immediately afterwards....at 11.41pm....(1.41 is my ill cult 'line' see previous notes)....

now when CHP calls me up on that mobile - their call is logged as anonymous (no number)....they then tend to leave a message - which shows up 1 minute after the phonecall was made...go figure as to what 'this one' is all about then....

I was called by a 'nuisance number' at 11.41pm....to then find an ansaphone message left at 11.40pm....a woman claiming to be called 'jenny' from 'chelmer housing'...saying that she was calling on behalf of a 'book survey' and that they would be in contact later on...go figure....

"if no other call was logged at that time then it's got to be that number" replies MI5 ONLINE....but the ansaphone message had been left before the call was recorded...go figure...but I see what you mean...no other call was made today....and I might add that my mobile is still 'a day in advance'...it is still the 31st of may today....

...and so what was to happen this morning? well after the 'deluge' had abated...after noah's ark had come to rest upon the top of magnet house, in clacton etc etc....yes, i am exaggerating massively...but only to extend my point...that it had been raining, dreadfully...this morning....however it was to stop by mid-morning....but the damage had been done...for example - a certain amount of stock in sainsbury's supermarket had been damaged by a leak from the ceiling - as i was to find out, later on - during a short 'walkaround-town'....in fact -the whole area, to the far right of the store - had been cordoned off...whilst staff worked on how to deal with it all....
oh and an oddity about that 'freak weather'....all of that rain....since 4am this morning....anyway, as dawn finished breaking...i was to hear a large thunder roll...isn't that odd?.....normally rain is preceded by thunder....it somewhat reminded me of that electrical storm, one evening - see previous notes...not that long ago....all of that lightning but almost no rain...go figure.

What am i tracking and tracing here? something around that MI6 'experimental'..."weather zone" replies MI5 ONLINE...oh so you had a look at that 'essex university equipment' after they had gone?....see previous notes...

"we certainly did"....the password protected 'voice of helen browne' "NEVVER!" (browne's favourite response, in relation to anybody trying to get her to submit, upon whatever account)... how funny....do you see why we just had to immortalise her in fiction...as 'patsy' in ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS? funny, the way in which things turn out...

oh i see...i am missing the point here...i should be talking about so-called 'weather stations'...'layers of the military internet'....and artificial intelligence...."how far it has gone" replies MI5 ONLINE..."an artificial brain"...password protected by the voice of helen browne "NEVVER!"...and nobody can remember the password...ha ha ha....go figure.

how did we set it up? well it was quite simple...i switched on the equipment...told browne to imagine a situation where she was being asked to submit...i switched on the mike to record her reaction...as above....perfect, just perfect...go figure.

oh i see...you wanted more technical info? well you're not getting any because i cannot remember a damn thing more - about any of it. Apart from gill laughing and laughing....browne then making a pass at him....gill telling browne to "watch it or else"....and browne laughing it off....

OTHER NOTES:

what else? well i was to visit WILKO's...in search of a box...in which to put all of those gifts/presents....see previous notes...luckily WILKO's staff were in the business of loading up boxes-for-recycling-in-store...and a very helpful assistant picked out a 'medium-sized' box for me to have...for free...so i didn't bother with asking at the local royal mail PO for a suitable box....i now have to find out 'what the rules are' for sending boxes...do parcels still need to be covered in brown paper....do you have to leave them open, as one assistant was once to tell me about a sellotaped box - in order for them to check what was in it etc etc....various experiences of the ROYAL MAIL came to mind and from long ago....and so let's put it this way...i do not know if their regulations have changed...and so let's hope that their website is user-friendly' in relation to those regulations upon 'how to send it' and in 'what shape or form'...i have the dimensions of the cardboard box and obviously i have the details of those presents...what else do they need?

oh i see...i can finally remember....this is all 'very clever' gill...you might need to know which box had been 'picked out for me' beforehand and then given to me, this morning ...go figure....

OTHER NOTES:

I had a look at those presents/gifts again...from so long ago...one 'squishy package' didn't make sense...what had i put into it?...i opened a corner...that silly GIRAFFE soft toy from LLOYDS pharmacy....see previous notes....

i then took it out..."it's mine" i thought...why should i give it to my parents, who will then  give to my siblings and their children....do i owe any of them, anything? i like it enough, to keep it...

...and that was when i was 'hit' by deluge of memories....little colin had coded himself in, as that giraffe...so it hadn't been about the eldest taschmann after all? see previous notes....upon the symbolism of 'that one'....

i already have 'black halloween spider' soft toy...coded in as 'martine' gill....see previous notes and photos....so hell, why not gingerish giraffe soft toy, eh?....the GAF, in short....

anyway, i then realised the following....having seen the footage involved.....jeremy clayton had wanted the 'giraffe soft toy'....well thank your lucky stars, little colin...that i have decided to keep that 'giraffe' soft toy....uncle bobby had thought that he might find it at my parents' new residence but he didn't....he had been expecting a certain 'packing case/cardboard box' hadn't he?....how funny but also how sad....and how sick...if i had sent that 'soft toy' to my parents...."it would have done something upon the networks"...it would have done....i would have been giving up control of 'one of the GAF'....jeremy clayton would then have taken control of CF....to run him as...well CF...how would you feel - to end up like flannagan? or worse...in high heels, naked apart from pantyhose - trampling an icecream cornet.....do you see why i do NOT want to go near any of my family, at this point in time? immediate family or extended...do you see how it goes?

alternatively 'little colin/CF' is a 'nightmare unto himself'.....and i am quite sure that gill is even more aware of 'that number' than i am....
....and that is why i was to devise the following in order to cheer gill up....remember "meet leah - gill's sister, she's just flown in from NY"

the whole 'dubrovnik number' - gill?....the time when you had to dress up in a red taffeta dress and paint your nails...smoke like a trooper, whilst wearing that ginormous 'joan collins' wig etc etc....

...well, what about "meet emily, colin's deranged half-sister, she's just in from clacton and...."

just thoughts in your ear, darling...if you still have the power to write 'future scripts'.....i.e. those actually that come true.

"keep him in check" replies MI5 ONLINE...yes, i 'feel' that is the right thing to do, with 'little colin', at this point in time.

photos from today....go figure:



 
oh and I was also to watch the following upon iplayer....to then remember CF telling me NOT to 'fall foul' of sarah holliday in relation to that 'trek' across china....at the bit where she came across those all of those emperor's 'horses'....and without wittingly having done so - I had done, already....."horsemeat?" quite tasty, to my mind...sarah had been horrified....she could no longer continue (with me by her side) bearing in mind that sarah was a cannibal - along with the rest of her family -those  who ate human children 'on the quiet'.....but NO, you couldn't eat horses - that was not allowed.....go figure.....


Monday, 30 May 2016

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news

oh you just knew that I was going to click on 'that' first didn't you?....I can almost imagine somebody saying 'oh just put up a pic of a cat...that'll get all of those cat-lovers clicking'...


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-36304792

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2652974

let's have a look at that BBC weather page for Clacton...oh I see - blogger have turned the clock back again...they are still saying that it is Monday when it is not...go figure...I wonder why?

 
mon dieu...well I said that it has been raining dreadfully...apparently since 4am in the morning...look at 'that' out to sea....
 
 

early Tuesday morning....31st of may...and it is raining dreadfully...or rather it is 'noisier' than usual because normally the wind doesn't blow the rain onto this side of the building....the plus side of which...means that my windows are now wonderfully clean....ha ha ha...all of that dust/sand/seagull shit etc...upon one of the living room windows (which doesn't open inwards and so I can't clean it - from the inside of my flat)...well it has now been washed off....

anyway, I wonder where yahoonews thinks that this laptop is 'today'...go figure....

let me see...well, gill...apparently your former laptop is in 'maidenhead', today....