.....and what's new this friday evening, dazzlenation?..well, back to the humdrum....i've just paid off my latest affinity water bill....whilst still annoyed about MI6 john et al....remember his OCD complex about water usage?...how very unhygienic not to mention downright dangerous - remember that cruise holiday that he had taken sylvia wood on?...she had nearly died of kidney failure - had to be air-lifted out etc etc....and what else?..well, i've just had a bowel screening letter from a certain Dr caroline chapman....not a surname that inspires confidence.....lol....see previous notes upon susannah and her daughter alexis....whom BI had likened to 'divine' but not in a good way....lol....i.e. one of the 'idiot children' who had managed to get a top job at that maudsley mental health hospital etc etc...another 'linkedin' number...she was given a P.A. to do all of the actual work, whilst she just collected the salary and enjoyed the prestige etc etc....anyway, the letter tells you that it is your choice whether or not you decide to be screened....although they make it quite clear that they will send you a screening kit, regardless....and well, if i had 'bowel cancer' in the family...nota bene - sylvia gyde was not my birth mother....remember her blood group is rhesus O and so is oscar's, for that matter...whilst my blood group is entirely different etc etc....as if i needed to prove any of this anymore, eh?....suffice to say i won't be bothering with the letter or the kit...when they send it, i'll simply pop it back into the post....N/A....i mean to say...what a waste of money...sending kits out when so many will not bother to use them....talk about the money-drain regarding NHS resources etc etc...oh and i'll tell you what really doesn't inspire confidence....is that there is no NHS entry upon a google search for 'dr caroline chapman - eastern programme hub' - nottingham university hospitals NHS trust...only 'linkedin' eh?....although having scrolled down....researchgate has an entry....."she isn't a doctor" replies BI online....hmmm....well, you don't know that - but it makes you wonder, doesn't it?...she calls herself a doctor in the letter but upon the internet she calls herself 'associate professor'...something that RH used to do, in the states....and you know just how ambiguous a term, that is...depending upon whether you are talking about the US or UK system etc etc.....somebody paid to teach a class or a bit longer than that etc etc..."short-term hire"...oh and her Phd could have been in statistics, let us say - rather than medicine, couldn't it...the european vs UK understanding of  the term 'doctor' etc etc....go figure:

Caroline CHAPMAN | Associate Professor | PhD | University of Nottingham, Nottingham | Notts | Centre of Excellence for Autoimmunity in Cancer (CEAC) | Research profile (researchgate.net)

and upon 'linkedin' she is an 'honorary' associate professor:

hmmm...we're definitely back to RH here, aren't we?...lol...ah, wait a minute...i've just been sent the footage....caroline telling a colleague that it wouldn't matter if she used the term 'doctor' upon the letter....it would look better....and she had a Phd, after all - didn't she...although not in medicine....and when people start to do that...little 'white lies' about their status....you begin to wonder what else they might be lying about etc etc....anyway, it appears to be a government-driven number...go figure.

Population screening programmes: NHS bowel cancer screening (BCSP) programme - detailed information - GOV.UK (www.gov.uk)

oh and i've just found the opt-out number and yes, it appears to be a national project - with so many hubs covering etc etc:

Opting out of screening - GOV.UK (www.gov.uk)

additionally, regarding having a Phd....remember what inga had wanted for her ingabot?...let me refresh your memory - dazzlenation....she had wanted her to become a professor of linguistics....more laughter.....although it wasn't at all 'funny' for sylvia, at the time - warwick campus 1997...drugged and then beaten around the head....because she had refused to part with the money to fund ingabot's Phd....from her public health director's budget....more than her job was worth, you understand...as it goes, eh?