.....and what's new this tuesday evening, dazzlenation?...well, remember that leaking kitchen mixer tap and the stuck stopcock biznez.....that i reported upon sunday....well, this is the update....hmmm.....i've really had enough of this...reading between the lines....tardville won't change that stopcock to a user-friendly one....quite willing to cause a flood and possibly carpet if not structural damage in the process etc etc.....oh and CHP rangers i.e. MI6 john and GCHQ 'tracy payne' had told me that CHP had keys to all of the flats and so whoever-it-is who has replied from a new email address upon CHP's system...is presumably lying....and so what shall i say?....well, if there is a flood - i'll exit, lock up the flat and send the keys round to them etc etc...i'm not going to stick around - you can be sure of that etc etc....as i had previously told CHP 'liz' on the phone, this morning (got through to her immediately - sounded like one of ling's 'wicked witches' mob)....who had assured me that she had booked a repair job for the leak and for replacement of the stopcock....when i finally get email confirmation - I can see that all she has booked was 'as per usual' i.e. a plumber to come round and temporarily loosen the stopcock....no suggestion of repairing the leak..."they're stalling" replies BI online...isn't it all so disgustingly stupid?...this masonic symbolic bullshit, that's going down etc etc....anyway, one wonders if the tard who replied via email - has confused my frontdoor with flat 10's?....not that he was charged for the damage that he had inflicted upon it i.e. he had broken it down because he had forgotten his keys etc etc....oh and they also gave him an extremely costly 'top of the range' brand new frontdoor free of charge, to  boot...something that had really annoyed CHP ranger 'simon'...something 'funny' going on at CHP?....you bet...let me count the ways etc etc....go figure: