and upon a 'candlestick maker dog food' silly search...er no...there is no such thing...however I am tracking and tracing something important here....the new butcher, baker, candlestick maker...according to THE GUARDIAN...go figure:

 

and there's more:

 

"The artisan, we like to believe, goes to work with a song in her heart and her spirits soaring. She is rather like a free-range chicken in that her happiness results, down the line, in better-tasting food."

a bit like a headless chicken, perhaps...the artisanal....Robert webb?