FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM...i can remember my father, with this book in his hand...at my parents' house in manningtree 'so many years ago now'...and he was to get annoyed with me, when i refused to read it....because "apparently you wrote it".....anyway, i was to reply along the lines of:

"all the more reason not to read it again - why would i want to?....need to?"...in exasperation.

.....i was to have a look through the first half of it, last night...to remember a small office...i had been heavily drugged...walking was difficult...however my mind was very active...i was typing away....a rather 'trippy feeling' as if somebody had unlocked my imagination...i had been instructed to write the book...including the foreword...and yes i can remember making up the signature of DUMBLEDORE as well - handwritten...although it was CF who was to pop in now and then - and add the 'handwriting and notes of harry potter'...oh and CF was talking about tomlinson in relation to 'hagrid' references...

anyway...having skimmed through quite a few entries within the book...i can remember a man entering the office...and then another man...the first man was extremely abusive...i had to finish the book, within 3 days...he had been told that this was possible by 'somebody'...and it didn't look like i was going to meet his deadline...he was physically intimidating in the way that...in the way that...when you are drugged up and can hardly walk....how do i explain...in a 'ketchup' sort of way...you fear being beaten up, basically and being unable to properly protect/defend yourself...additionally CF had informed me that i was a child...in a child alter, at that point in time, then...CF was to come in now and then....to tell me how much he loved me and how wonderful i was...he had been told to keep me cheerful, as far as i know...

what else? well i can now see why it was important to have a look at FANTASTIC BEASTS as well as THE CASUAL VACANCY last night....and it was to remember the following:

first up...THE CASUAL VACANCY....see previous notes upon me outing the 'main author' some time ago now...and that had been david cameron...although he had had quite a few 'helpers' and they appeared to be from the conservative party and his 'gentleman's club'....

you see - having just remembered the cctv of 'the last page being written'...mainly boris johnson's work in that gentleman's club (he had a large pile of loose A4 sheets of 'the novel in progress' - freshly printed off - and boris was adding the last bits 'by hand' to the manuscript)...i can remember US intelligence laughing...as well as one of them asking another for confirmation....as to whether he had interpreted boris' phrase correctly....boris was to contribute the following:

"bunch o' muff munchers. Le's do 'em!"

anyway, having remembered 'boris and the ending of THE CASUAL VACANCY (having read 'what he had said to cameron' on cctv - in the hardback edition, borrowed from the library)...i was then to track and trace boris' in-jokes....for example, boris had put together KRYSTAL WEEDON and the following:

 p476 ....which is all about 'fats'....."it was exactly like the time when hot urine had spilt down his leg into his sock, when simon price had made him piss himself".

...the weed-on...and fats being weed upon by price....go figure...boris was to point 'that one' out to cameron as a 'private joke'...

boris was also to joke about rowling "it'll be her funeral"....meaning? i have no idea but i can only assume that this novel must have tested the credulity of 'harry potter lovers' worldwide....how could rowling have penned such a terrible novel?  it would have cast doubt upon her role as a writer...as an author...the whole lot...wouldn't it? strangely enough - i cannot remember any negative reviews of this particular novel...isn't that odd?

anyway.....skimming through the book...and i was to start at PART FIVE....to then remember cameron saying that this would help me...and indeed the quote does help, quite a bit...a legal tip, as it were....

"a person who has made a defamatory statement may claim privilege for it if he can show that he made it without malice and in pursuit of a public duty."

anyway, let me backtrack...having started at PART FIVE...i was to wonder at the terrible writing....the mixed metaphors....one was particularly awful....p475:

"and far below, in the bowels of the hospital, robbie weedon's body lay frozen and white in the morgue. nobody had accompanied him to hospital, and nobody had visited him in his metal drawer."

it's just sloppy, isn't it?

....having remembered that it was a group of conservatives in the main, who had penned this novel....i then began to find it 'somewhat enjoyable'...if you read some bits aloud...it is really quite funny...for example:

P501...a description of a girls' team from st anne's:

"Sukhvinder was struck by the other team's hair. all of them wore it long, natural and shiny: they could have starred in shampoo adverts."

...the above is abysmal writing...stuff that you might expect from a schoolchild....who is learning how to use adjectives, in long sentences...

anyway, before remembering that it was camerons 'gang' who had been responsible for  A CASUAL VACANCY....i was to wonder what rowling had been asked 'in interview' after the publication of the novel...along the lines of "at what point in your career did you gain experience of.....social workers.....crack....methadone...and how to shoot up?"

i then realised that conservative politicans and aides...gain such experience by necessity....'grassroots canvassing'....and that is why their overall knowledge of british society is all-encompassing but at the same time...what is reflected in the writing is somewhat superficial...how do i put it....'surface values'?  "lipservice" replies MI5 ONLINE.

after beginning to flick through....from PART FIVE onwards...i said to myself "i cannot immerse myself in this novel...because it is like walking through mud...." - and so i then began to skim and flick through the pages....words were repeated again and again...words like 'vomit'....'puffy'....and 'epipen'....there appeared to be no humour at all...and i wondered about those who might have actually read it from cover-to-cover....what if you had bought the novel for your children and not realised? because as far as i can remember - it was touted as a 'murder mystery' at first.....not exactly a bedtime story for your kids, is it? i laughed to myself...not something that they would read out on JACKANORY....anyway, i then scanned to find out who had really written it...and as if 'the benny hill theme tune' had been applied as background muzak...suddenly the text became very funny indeed, in parts....with the accompanying cctv footage, that is...of the real authors.

what else? well cameron's gang had quite obviously coded it all out...and so i went back to the blurb at the front to check 'that one' out (cameron's pitch or outline, i suppose)...and then the first page or two, of the novel...to realise that BARRY FAIRWEATHER...along with a supposed heart-attack in a carpark...had been all about cctv of JOHN SCARLETT...who had been thought to have had a brain aneurysm...but it hadn't been that, had it? more like a laser-attack....afterwards he was to lose his sense of taste and smell...go figure.

cameron's gang had figured that it was COLIN WALL wot dun it....but as far as i know...'that one' is up for debate...and yes they had meant CF....

i then cross-referenced to FANTASTIC BEASTS and found what i was looking for....p6 and the AUGUREY (also known as irish phoenix)....CF had been on the scene but it hadn't been him 'wot dun it'...

"....the augurey merely sings at the approach of rain" (see previous notes upon 'hey rainmaker')....
"The augurey has since enjoyed a vogue as a home weather forecaster, though many find its almost continual moaning during the winter months difficult to bear. augurey feathers are useless as quills because they repel ink."

and we are back to 'pen-men' again...and the prague rothschild.....see previous notes.

....anyway, having remembered the above...i was to remember the taschmanns in that lodz park....CF had been to see a doctor in his office, nearby...he had been told that his disease was incurable and that he would die...i told the eldest taschmann that if he had enough money...we could take him to a private hospital...more had a few cards...and so off we went...CF then went through a major blood transfusion...but something wasn't right...i put my head by his...he was 'seeing the nightmares' of somebody who had given blood....somebody who knew something quite exceptional...as far as i know...the blood donor had been a man...a doctor...who had remoteviewed what i can only describe as the following...something to do with that 'magnet tunnel' in the article mentioned in one of my recent posts.....however he had remembered it....in nightmarish form....the chiaroscuro....the changing shapes and colours...although mainly in black and white with a bit of red, in the mix....how do i explain it better? it was a bit like a depressive having a look at a series of INKBLOT testcards and 'seeing the worst images imaginable'...."giving them meaning" replies BI ONLINE.

CF was groaning "i want to die"...i told him not to be so silly...i could also see what he could see...and it was only somebody else's nightmares...that was all...they weren't his nightmares....but hey, wait a minute...they were really interesting...because the man was a scientist and he had 'seen' something important....very important indeed....go figure.

what else? let us go back to the writing of FANTASTIC BEASTS now....after those two men had walked into that office...and one of them had threatened me....i was to summon up all of my psychic strength...and to tell him that i would curse him for what he was doing to me....i then 'found a way' to do it....bizarrely enough...i was then to call him a "gnat" and tell him to fly away...he then left the room....as far as i know...he then jumped out of a top storey window...."fly away"....

did they get me in again, to complete the book? i cannot remember as yet...last night, i skimmed through until the BASILISK entry...flicked through the rest of it - about halfway or more...by which point, i'd had enough...besides, i had already found what i was looking for...what this whole 'track and trace' had been about...and that was the augurey entry....see previous notes.