Tuesday, 28 July 2020

https://twitter.com/oliverburkeman/status/1287126551679639553

and yes, this all goes back to Blackheath - late 60s, dazzlenation....ann 'n' Sylvia had taken Andrew's gang to the park...to buy icecreams....and have a donkey ride...rimington and toddy were also present....lisa was to whisper to etc etc....resulting in Sylvia eating two of the children's icecreams...apparently they didn't want them anymore...not after little colin had put a grub into his icecream....and little Andrew had put a piece of glass into his...Sylvia then began to bleed from the mouth...she began to cry like a small child....ann told her to go home and drive herself to hospital...and the aftermath?...well, she had to have a couple of stitches...her tongue swelled up...go figure:

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