......K or kensington lock on this asus laptop, dazzlenation - this wednesday morning?....lol....go figure.

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sz209fKoWL1yq0dl2_720.mp4

....and according to your video short...you're on...er....turquoise buses dropping from the skies?....more laughter....let me guess....remember toby macklin's laptop in prague 1994 etc etc....as it goes, eh?

https://www.asus.com/uk/laptops/for-home/chromebook/asus-chromebook-plus-cm34-flip-cm3401/