I have just read that the SYRIAN AMBASSADOR is off the wedding list…

You can imagine why SYRIAN INTELLIGENCE might have advised the guy to give that one a miss…

…and why the OBAMAs would have been ‘savvy’ to the lot…

You see if they had politely declined to go….the ROYAL FAMILY would have lost face…that would never do…so they would simply issue a lie, along the lines of ‘we didn’t invite them anyway and who can prove that we did?’…‘they’ wouldn’t dare to show any evidence to the contrary…not worth it…it would make them and us, look like brawling brats in public…