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SNSで出会いの時代が到来！フェイスブックを使いこなして恋人を作るチャンスです！話題のフェイスブックをわかりやすく解説。今さら人には聞けないフェイスブックやソーシャルネットワーキングサービスについて様々な視点から解説しております。
By フェイスブック on (Untitled Post) on 24/03/11

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Traditional Chinese: SNS で meets い の the time が arrival! フ ェ イ ス ブ ッ ク を causes い こ な し て the lover を to do る チ ャ ン ス で す! Topic の フ ェ イ ス ブ ッ ク を わ か り や す く solution 説. Now さ ら person に は Wen けな い フ ェ イ ス ブ ッ ク や ソ ー シ ャ ル ネ ッ ト ワ ー キ ン グ サ ー ビ ス に つ い て 様 々 な viewpoint か ら Xie 説し て お り ま す. By フ ェ イ ス ブ ッ ク on (Untitled Post) on 24/03/11

Funny how, this morning I was beginning to think about MAGGIE FREDERICKS and ROZ...in relation to their wine-tasting event...

I then had a flash of GILL on a date with some younger woman...who was rather naive and very nervous...she opened the wine menu first and quickly chose something - unware that it was even a wine menu...perhaps she hadn't got her glasses on...she mispronounced the French badly - obviously didn't understand a word...GILL was looking mutinous beforehand...and that point he opened his eyes wide and said coldly that it was the wine menu - his former wife had been 'just like that'...and that he wasn't having any of it...

Well, GILL - she obviously didn't have 'your number'...I learnt during my experience with ROZ at the CIA LAB that you lot like a 'bit of that'...and so if it had been me, my retort would have been 'hmmm, in that case I am going to order the ENTIRE WINE MENU...have every single bottle on this table...taste the lot...we can have our own wine-tasting event...and your friends at the other tables can watch...remember DEB MCD and myself at LANGLEY SENIORS after drinking too much drugged water? Well, after I have wet myself and projectile vomited red wine over the white table cloth...then it's time to take me home...

I mean come on - you dated JADE LAING on CRACK - you have NO standards whatsoever. Let us get the ground rules straight, first.

Seriously - I could never ever put myself through the hell of 'finding a mate' ever again in my entire life - the angst of a 'date' - I would simply never do it....and I am assuming here that MARK R had set up some horror in relation to a 'futile search for love' whilst being cruelly rejected. I couldn't care less. NO INTEREST whatsoever. I am happy as I am.

GILL replies:

"An irresistable date"

ire-sis-table?

"tible" - he replies "you can't spell"

Who was MR TIBBLES then? MARK R?