GOURDIN I haven't finished with that one yet...because I can remember a young POLISH woman telling me that the CZECH word for 'love' sounded like BIG BLUE WALKING STICK in Polish...or something like that...to make love perhaps...anyway, she was watching a CZECH movie on POLISH TV and heard a reference to 'sex/love' and it sounded like BIG BLUE WALKING STICK and made her laugh a lot...CZECH and POLISH are similar languages but not that similar...POLES tend to say that they can understand CZECHS but not vice versa...

This was a 'clue' to myself...

WALKING STICK as phallic object...'frozen penis'?

'beaten black and blue' say the networks.