...thank you gill for 'that one'....which runs along the lines of:

"she was going to make money for me!!"

"i've married another cashpoint"

"wait a minute - this one isn't female...it's male..."

don't worry, little colin - that isn't a sin in ireland, nowadays - is it? you can marry a 'male cashpoint' nowadays.

no need to add it to your sin 'N' COUNTER.

cue needless jokes around mills and boon titles e.g. 'the cashpoint of your dreams'....

"...which must surely be elizabeth taylor" replies BI ONLINE.

mmmm....all of those diamonds..."all of that bling".